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[artap99]

When I'm old, instead of blowing out the birthday candles and potentially losing my dentures, I'm going to turn up the pressure on my oxygen tank and point my mask at the cake.

Comments

[anonymous]

Oxygen's flammable. I hope you'd want it to be your last birthday.

-Mary

[artap99]

Oxygen isn't flammable, you're thinking of hydrogen. Oxygen allows fires to keep and grow. I thought about this before posting, but I decided to allow it since it was for humors sake : )