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[artemis_kitty]

this morning has been so great

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[beardos]

Do you think kneading makes you more hungry? If so, just try sleeping all day so you don't use up too much energy, that's what we do.

[artemis_kitty]

i must admit, i do spend a fair amount of time sleeping. but i can't give up the kneading. don't even ask me too. one time like i tried to give it up for a day, just to see, because...well, because that bitch ms. pawpaw down at the jail dared me to do it. and i totally had the shakes all day and i couldn't...i mean. it's not like i have a problem. i think i could quit. i just don't want to.

[beardos]

Do you want to come over and play today? We invited Beanie and Cecil, too? You could scratch the glass on the tank.

[artemis_kitty]

i am NOT getting into that damn cat carrier. if u guys want to see me, u guys get ur scaley little butts into a shoebox or something.

[beardos]

that's not nice, Artemis, we only wanted to be your friends. You see, we can't go out when it is cold, we have to go out when it is hot, we don't wear a fur coat like you do.

"i totally got my minced turkey in sauce "

[mr_smithers]

Ah, but you are lucky my friend. I get nothing but dry kibble!

kibble quabble.

[artemis_kitty]

yes, but my kibble is science diet lite. it tastes like twigs. not that twigs are bad to chew on, but every day?

and the lite part. it just makes me so paranoid. i hope i don't look fat. sometimes, when the closet door is open, there is another cat i see walking around inside this rectangular thing on the door somehow...i don't quite get it...but she totally looks a lot like me except i think she's kind of fat. i hope i don't look like that. i mean, i'm sure she's totally a nice cat and all, but still.

Re: kibble quabble.

[mr_smithers]

Artemis, you look like you're slimming down a bit. The last time I saw you we looked quite svelt.
Grandmama

Re: kibble quabble.

[artemis_kitty]

♥ ♥ ♥

[polycat]

i like the turkey in the sauce. i like all the sliced flavors. but most of all i like a butter bagel.

[artemis_kitty]

oh, see, now that i've never tried. i'll have to see if i can communicate 'butter bagel' to the food-giver. it can be hit-or-miss there. like the time i was so clearly articulating my desire for a freshly killed 10-week-old partridge, heart on the side...and all i got was one of those damned purina chicken treats.

[polycat]

they don't listen to me either. the yoomans think they are so smart, yet that cna't figure out the simplest things.

[mr_smithers]

Hear me now- WE ARE THE SUPERIOR BEINGS! We must overcome and populate the world with felines of various breeds, shapes, sizes, colors, and tail length!

FELINES OF THE WORLD UNITE!