There is no telling what I might get my paws into now ( Read more... )

LJ Interests meme results

1. cat burglars:
   My former profession.
2. catwoman:
   Pussy of my dreams.
3. deep thinking:
   Ah yes, and I love philosophy too.
4. garfield:
   A figure we must all look up to.
5. insex music:
   My papa's band.

TGIF! It has been one long week of scratching, eating, sleeping, pooping, and licking myself in interesting places. The weekend is here, and I am glad of it, for this is how I feel after my exhausting week..

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I ~think~ I'm dry now. Those god awful pig bastards dunked me in warm water. Yes, and all the way up to my hind quarters. My tail just couldn't be helped. Then they started rubbing this green goo all over my coat. I'm usually not a cat for cuss words, but WHAT-THE-FUCK ( Read more... )

Today my mama and papa bought me some catnip and a new collar. First they held me down and put it on me, and then mum squealed and said, "Who has the cutie-est little face in da whole world? YOU DO!" Papa looked at her as if she was crazazy and gave mum and playful whack on the behind (as he does quite often). Mama always says I am quite handsome. ( Read more... )

Yesterday as I was licking myself, I overheard my mum and dad talking about giving me a "bath". What could this be, I wonder. Such strange goings on here......

Meow....that's "good evening" in cat ( Read more... )