Hmmmm...

[mr_smithers]

Yesterday as I was licking myself, I overheard my mum and dad talking about giving me a "bath". What could this be, I wonder. Such strange goings on here......

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[psyberbot]

i'll give you a baf!

[mr_smithers]

I am so le' curious...what is a baf?

[psyberbot]

this is a baf. it can be very traumatizing if not done correctly. i prefer bathing myself, but mom says it doesn't get rid of the fonk. *shrug*

[batmuppet]

You'll feel shiny and new, just like a madonna song!

[bluecheer]

Littlest Baby...we were talking of no such thing.

~Hush You~ ;)

Love,
Mama

[mr_smithers]

Mama...it's you. But where are you? Why aren't you here to play with me?

Shiny and New

[mr_smithers]

I don't like Madonna. I do like Janet Jackson because she wrote a wonderful song called...Black..something.