Comments | mr_smithers: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

mr_smithers

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Mar 21, 2005 15:26

I ~think~ I'm dry now. Those god awful pig bastards dunked me in warm water. Yes, and all the way up to my hind quarters. My tail just couldn't be helped. Then they started rubbing this green goo all over my coat. I'm usually not a cat for cuss words, but WHAT-THE-FUCK ( Read more... )

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yo what up! bowelsofmymind March 21 2005, 17:03:31 UTC

whaz up dog, uhh I mean cat.

hey I think my neighbor's pussys, cats that is, are hot for your smell cause since you slept on my cushion, which I keep right next to my sliding glass door, they've been wanting to come inside my apartment and sniff around. Usually the curious tabby from next door just sits at the window and watches me smoke but Saturday night I had the door a little open and the cat comes inside and starts rubbing on the cushion that you slept on. So if you ever want to hook-up with some fresh kitty love, holla at your boy!

Re: yo what up! mr_smithers March 23 2005, 13:09:42 UTC

Mew...it is you.

It's that time of season, my friend, where all members of the feline persuasion unite in the great "smelling of the cat" race that is life. But if da kitty is raw, then give her mah digits.

Re: yo what up! bowelsofmymind March 23 2005, 13:11:21 UTC

hey there's 2 of em all locked up and ready for some kinky cat love...

Re: yo what up! mr_smithers March 23 2005, 13:13:46 UTC

Really...then I feel no shame in saying, SEND THEM OVER INSTANTLY.

I've got a special collar for them to wear as they become my feline love slaves!

^..^

w00f psyberbot March 21 2005, 17:47:42 UTC

don't fight it. learn to embrace your inner cleanliness. i gave up on fighting it cuz i just never won that battle, plus i gets da woof cookies afterwards. tu sabes, loco?

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Re: w00f mr_smithers March 23 2005, 13:12:05 UTC

Ah, my friend, do you not see that I don't have woof cookies? May I inquire as to how you manage to keep your canine cool amidst water? This is not our natural habitat,despite our common differences.

Off I go....Rocky is on and I must go. I've got some tail chasing to do.

artemis_kitty April 26 2005, 19:56:09 UTC

i found u because we share an interest in drinking from the toilet. though now the toilet is never open. why? why does my human taunt me so?

i am sorry to hear that u were made wet. that is an abomination and it is like soooo undignified. i hope u are feeling better now.

mr_smithers April 27 2005, 08:03:07 UTC

Yes, toilet drinking is one of my favorite past times. But I too have found that those filthy beasts no longer allow me to drink freely from the bowl!! ffffffffffft!

And this bath nonsense is mania I tell you, MANIA! How dare those animals stick me in warm water! I take baths dozens of times per day. I feel that deep within my truest of feline hearts that they are the ones who need to made wet!

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrow!

~waving a friendly paw~

^oo^
Smithers