mmmeh!

[artemis_kitty]

FOOD, FOOD! GIANT FOOD, u guys!

not too long ago, a major tasty delight was swimming in the river across the street from my house. and now he's headed back this wayi totally missed my chance last time, but NOT THIS TIME! come back to the delaware, helis!! GOD, I WANT TO EAT U

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[anonymous]

did you lick the shower water?

[artemis_kitty]

that water is sweet, sweet ambrosia.

[polycat]

i hope he come up the hudson. that is like 3 blocks away! i will even wear a leash to get at him if i have to.

[artemis_kitty]

i will even put my whole head in the water to get him!

[beardos]

Artemis, the Beluga Whale is federally protected!!! You better watch out or be back in the clink!! You're on probation, your human just might leave you there this time. Try just eating crickets and mealworms, they're not that bad!!

[artemis_kitty]

i am above the law.

[ban_gus]

Ohh major WOOO Prooo *DROOL*!!!

*G* there is any chance you can catch it with treats and a fishnet?
Oh boy oh boy... do you think there's chances it shows in the bird water fountain in my yard?

They make me starving in here... I must must eat a little fish like that for my survival *CRY*

They once tricked me, making me believe that THOSE 2 little fish was all mine... there were just pillow fishes all that to tortured me... HELP!!!

~Augustin

[artemis_kitty]

yes! he is a good swimmer, he could be anywhere! check the bird fountain! i heard he likes to eat the 'cat-fish', are these fishes who look like cats? maybe we can trick him!!

those pillow fishes, they are just cruel. they look so, so delicious. maybe u can at least nap on them?

[mr_smithers]

He's pretty big, but as a collective cat crew, I think we can take him.

He looks mighty tasty to me....

[artemis_kitty]

he may be a sizable treat, but if there are enough of us, our steadfast determination and hungry (if flabby) bellies will find a way. perhaps we could create a whirlpool-like current with enough furious batting and bring him ashore.

[beanie_n_cecil]

omg