Started the Master Cleanse today. Will be doing it for 10 days. Called out of work because the cleanse requires drinking a laxative tea at night and in the morning, and I didn't know how the tea would affect me. Didn't want to spend my first day of the cleanse running to the bathroom at work every five minutes...or, you know, have something worse ( Read more... )

It's gloomy and rainy today and it's the first day of school here in Sarasota. It's hot out, but I'm inside where it's cool and quiet and all I want to do is layer up in hoodies, wrap a scarf around my throat, and walk the 12 blocks of New York City in between U-Hall and CAS - I mean, the Silver Center. Once I've shown the guard my ID, I'll climb ( Read more... )

Crazy people keep wanting me to write things for them. Things which are not screenplays and have no (immediate) financial benefits for me. Did I mention the people requesting the work are crazy? They are ( Read more... )

I finished Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince at 4:30 am this morning. I must say, it took a while to win me over, and I'm still pretty sure Prisoner of Azkaban is my favorite of the series (the emotions are more real, the kids start to really think for themselves, and it's the introduction of my favorite character, Sirius). But this one just ( Read more... )

I'm so tall, can't get over me ( Read more... )

Blockbuster's having a buy 2, get 1 free sale on all their used movies and video games. Plus this weekend my employee discount is 30% instead of 20%. So last night I bought the following ( Read more... )

Short trip to New York, which was productive. Meant to meet up with a bunch of people, but ran out of time. Sorry to those of you who I said I'd see, but didn't. Especially Andy, Dan, and Danny ( Read more... )

( Read more... )

Today, my mom said, "Lots of people eat fish tacos."

And then she asked why I was laughing so hard.

The Oscars are a silly, frivolous, contradictory, and self-congratulating event. Far as I'm concerened, that's fact. Every year I try to watch the whole show for who-knows-why, and every year I quit after the first half hour and then return at the end just to see who got Best Picture ( Read more... )