I'm alive and such! Aye, so I am, eventually type, somewhat less poorly off than expected. Well, I still am, but the future might hold thing that are type awesome. It's not certain, but I am veryclose type to being a salaried man. It might just straight not happen, but I am close to having more money than I can do something with, as a gentleman ( Read more... )

Certain prospective employer called me back! YAYYYYY! Raise! Full-time work! Possibility of overtime! Benefits! Free (as I understand it) cell phone plan!

I don't have to be a part-time cashier for the rest of my life! Yay!

Now I have to get a haircut. STAT.

When the topic of suicide was raised, Lorraine became so concerned that she telephoned Levi's father, David, from whom she is separated ( Read more... )

So, I was stressed-out over-sleeping cutting classes thing this morning, and someone texted me at 1030 AM. Local number. The message?

So, i have diabetes. And my only response when they said no booze was, jeff figured it out how to. You give me hope. ;)I am very confused. I feel like I dreamed the whole episode, as I had one of those drifting in ( Read more... )

Man, the flu is a hell of a disease. The only time I've left my apartment since Monday was to go to the doktor. Now I'm pretty well over the hardcore part of the flu, but I'm now on an anti-biotic and anti-cough thing (not the narcotic one, sadly) that leave me equally inclined to not go anywhere. For unspecified side-effect reasons! Whee ( Read more... )

It occurs to me that I have, in essence, written Jerry Lee Lewis fan fiction. I'm not sure what to make of this development. Also, by my standards, this is really long. Quite possibly the longest single thing I have ever written, outside of random thwacked things here. Longest polished thing I've ever written, let's say.

( Jellyroll Boogie )

EVERYBODY DANCE

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More specifically, 1265/2500ths of the way born, with twenty-three hours to go. YAY LAST MINUTE EVERYTHING. YAY PUTTING IT OFF FURTHER BY THESE MEANS.

I really don't believe I can accurately represent how excited I am about Jonathan Richman returning to town. When I read the announcement, first sniff of which was courtesy of the Onion A/V Club, I didn't even recognize my town's name. 'Springfield, MO,' I thought. 'Hmm, must be at least fairly local. I can drive there. Wait, The Outland? Wait, I ( Read more... )

HOLY GOD JONATHAN RICHMAN IS FINALLLLLLLLLY COMING BACK TO MY TOWN, AFTER A FIVE YEAR ABSENCE FROM HIS PREVIOUSLY ANNUAL VISITS.

Feb. 26: Springfield, MO, The Outland

Now to change my pants and go to work.

Five hour energy drink is one hell of a drug. Two of them in twenty minutes and I was full out stimming (on the phone: "what's that noise in the background?" "ohsorrythat'smehittingmyglassesrepeatedly") and grousing at people to talk faster. Sleeping was fun, and largely consisted of several hundred five minute naps, which connected to make one ( Read more... )