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[arthur0dent]

Sweeeeet, Springfield 8 called me back, a mere month after I put in my application. Goodbye freetime, hello money, free movie passes ("I get to see Date Movie and Tyler Perry's Madea's Family Reunion for free? God, this must be a dream")("I didn't even know they were making a sequel to Garfield!"), and further hatred for the world

Comments

[vikuna]

I think this tatoo will be the one you truly regret most, GO FOR IT!!!!

[anonymous]

Titssss. Congrats on the job! Or do ya still need to go interview and all of that?

[arthur0dent]

It's just an interview, but I'd be really depressed if I don't fit the requirements for slinging popcorn at $5.50 an hour.