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[arthur0dent]

It was decided that I should get a tattoo of Joe Piscopo, Dan Aykroyd, and Chevy Chase crucified on a hill, with Gilda Radner dressed as a centurion, poking Piscopo with a spear, and Garrett Morris smiling from the sky

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[acrylic_after]

Wait a minute, wearing jeans means your gay in America? What the fuck, man?

[arthur0dent]

Ha ha, I have no idea. Pretty sure some of them were wearing jeans, but I guess mine were cuffed and not stylishly pre-damaged, so dunno.

[acrylic_after]

Man, I hatehatehate the whole stylishly predamaged thing that seems to be so hot right now. I can wreck my own clothes, thank you.

[arthur0dent]

One pair of my otherwise uniformly blue blue jeans has a hole in the knee, and I always feel kinda self-conscious wearing them. I'm not trying to look cool, honestly! I earned that hole by being an overly-enthusiastic dork in New York, tripping on a curb when I was running around!