This morning I awoke to the dog with her ass on my head. It was quite a disturbing way to start the day. From there I walked down stairs to realize that I am a lonely sad little man ( Read more... )

I think I just had a heart attack... no I just dozed off for a second.

I have not updated in a few days because let's face it, nothing really interesting happens to me on a daily basis ( Read more... )

At 5:55am I woke up this morning to see my dog sitting at the foot of my bed eating my blanket.