today's audition calls for me to be "Incredibly likeable"

(eyes clouded by hate)

day 4 of Master Cleanse

Yes, I'm an idiot. A stubborn idiot. An idiot who thinks this will heal and absolve me of all the garbage I put into my body and enable me to do it again and again like some kind of twisted body-Catholic.

LEMONS

An old friend from Louisiana moved up to NY a while back and said "hey, send me some artwork for my space, I'll sell them for you ( Read more... )

the best part of cold weather
is that the heat is on
and your skin is dry
and when you scratch your leg
IT MAY BLEED

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weak week (!) for studio tour
I have no idea what to expect for this second weekend's F1 bonanza.
It could be amazing! It could be terrible, but it'd be awesomer if it were amazing!
What if an F1 car pulled up and the Pope got out?

Why hasn't anybody come to my Nobody Have Fun Festival?

that moment when I'm rubbing Robin Goodfellow's belly and stop for whatever reason and he snaps his head around to stare his demand-stare at me while rolling his body even closer to make his belly all the more accessible because MORE BELLY RUB ( Read more... )

I just looked on the back of this canvas I'm working on- for a brief moment back in 2006 I signed it, called it "Weatherman" and thought it was finished. I think for a while it was hanging in the back bathroom, then maybe 2008 I decided I hated it and I painted over it. Then I hated it and painted over it. Then I hated it and painted over it ( Read more... )

Naples Yellow can eat shit
what a worthless opaque garbage of a color
why did it cost me so much and why did I even bother???

if I ever get to visit Europe
I shall surely avoid Naples at all costs
and that'll show it!!!!