- my tuxedo fitting
- letting my PR guy make a formal statement about my engagement
- performance evaluations at work
- trimming the hedges
- fixing the porch light
- Gail she's gonna make me pick out china patterns, I know it...
- Rian she wants an interview. Again.
- Joe the sad sack is mooning over Julianne. Again...- Turner in Burglary's phone ( Read more... )

“She needs to eat.”

“GRANDMA!!”

“I mean it, Rian! That woman needs a decent meal...honestly, what is it with women and this...this fad of malnourishment? I don’t understand why, everywhere I go, I’m looking at an army of clothespin dolls. Only problem is, the clothespins have more curves ( Read more... )

I gave LIFE Magazine a tour of my home in 1981, complete with full photo spread, so if you want to see the house? Go to the damn library and look up the issue. I still live in the same joint, and I can’t stand being redundant. Besides, where I live is my goddamn business and nobody else’s.

( However, in the spirit of fair play... )

“Utopia...who needs it?”

“That was the quote given by former LAPD detective, Arthur Jackson, as he exited the courthouse after his landmark victory against the state Supreme Court. The case is expected to give a strong foothold to Paranormal advocates seeking to-”

“Reenie! Turn off the babblebox and come eat!”

( Jackson Residence - Los Angeles - 1971 )

“Arthur Tiberius Jackson, put him down this instant!”

“He’s fine.”

“Art, you’re holding him two feet off the ground by his neck! Put him down, for the love of God!”

“...you, toots, not God.”

“Sonufa...gonna...sue...”“Sue? Press charges? Fat lot of good that’ll do ya, Donnely ( Read more... )

The decision was made, and now the whole damn thing’s been shot to hell ( Read more... )

Damn straight, there’s a time and a place to be unkind...hell, there’s even occasions where it’s proper to be downright violent. It’s not an opinion I’m inclined to change any time soon...it’s part of the nature of the beast and all that nonsense. I’m a cop, a vampire, and Irish somewhere in my family...fits of temper are in my blood ( Read more... )

"Everything passes. Nobody gets anything for keeps. And that's how we've got to live."

The thing I love about humans, and miss most about being human is the transitory nature of the universe. Time changes everything...humans are painfully aware of this but don’t much get to experience it because real change takes lifetimes that they don’t have. ( Read more... )

“You’re a real snake, Jameson, you know that?”“I must be, if you’re calling me that.” Artie snorted into the phone as he signed the report Julianne had just handed him and nodded, shooing her off. Readjusting the phone between jaw and shoulder, he leaned back in his seat and gave the call his whole attention. “I haven’t been Jameson to you or ( Read more... )

I’m here because IAB put me here. Or rather, Hal Kellerman did ( Read more... )