What you call discovery, I call the Rape of the natural world.

Jan 26, 2005 10:08

Ohh man, Rape is fun. I found this little Twenty-two year old and did him in ways that only the Eighties could describe. I took his towel off and told him to take it gently while I push all four inches into the big brown eye that is his bum-bum. After that, I went to chucky cheese's and he went to a bar to tell all about how anyone can be raped ( Read more... )

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fyer_eyes January 26 2005, 17:54:15 UTC
LOL
" in ways the Eighties could only discribe"
Fan-fucking-tastic!!
Nice to see you agian stranger. . .
miss me? I missed you :P

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artists_inc January 26 2005, 21:30:48 UTC
Of course I missed you!!!! Bitch, slit my dick.

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fyer_eyes January 26 2005, 21:42:30 UTC
What?!?!?
I though it was "suck my dick"
Yet again you have re-invented the language.
If you got the balls bear it :P

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barbenbilly January 26 2005, 23:53:52 UTC
four inches? hush child, you're bigger than that. admit it!

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cynicalgamer January 27 2005, 01:06:31 UTC
Butt holes are more of a purple color. And I can't say as I doubt 4"

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tootrusting06 January 29 2005, 04:07:30 UTC
Wow is a word used when no other word works. Life is a thing no word can discribe. Getting raped in the ass is a thing done by the daring. ... I didn't have sex! And my views and raising minimum wage haven't changed. Just so you know. I miss you! I want to see you guys when I come out there for Easter. You better miss me too, you heartless bastard. Oh, wait. That's me! I'll talk to you when I'm not sober. I'm much more interesting then! Late!

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artists_inc February 11 2005, 22:32:28 UTC
okay, i could've sworn I did an update, but it's not showing. Damn it!!!! Happy birthday girl- Erin!!!!

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