pictures( i hate kinkos and i hope this library BURRRRRRNSSSSSSah )

Word to the wise... it's not a great idea to wear really tight pants when you're wearing a sanitary napkin

Obviously she's not taking my advice...

because she still have her nasty sex

whatever, I hope she gets knocked up.

not really, well, yes, I do.

So, Jen and I are on the way to six flags ( Read more... )

So Jen and I decided to enjoy our Saturday evening at the Backfin. For those who don't know, the Backfin is ruled by a bunch of dykes. We are their regulars. So yeah, what was I saying? Oh. right. So we decided to spend out relaxing evening at the lesbo bar and grill ( Read more... )

I think my spleen merged into my anal canal and popped a

Hello everrrrrry-boddddy, my name is Erin with an E and I'm wearing my sandy colored cocker spaniel t-shirt. Earlier today I put the toilet paper in the fridge and the watermelon in the bathtub.

Sometimes my eyes get real red and my throat closes up in the walmart. Jennifer thinks it's because of my LSD addiction but I blame it on my "allergies

I LOVE TYPING IN CAPS...

AND i have no problem peeing in public, by the way

With which I replied, "Thank my ingenious auto mechanic. Wanna rephrase it one more time asshole? Maybe you'll be the lucky winner of my 'great left hook ( Read more... )

Funny how everyone and their mom thinks Ms. Jennifer and I are sisters

Latisha from work

Are y'all sisters? 'Cause Damn (added for emphasis), y'all look alike. Is she your little sister?

Me

(dry chuckle) ha, she's not exactly my sister and she's actually older than I am.

Yong and KimO, ah yooou guhs sistahs? you look a lot like ( Read more... )