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don't let indian men pump your gas, they may take your money's worth and soak you with it

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Since in Maryland, I've lost and gained (combined) fifty pounds. My thyroid probably hates me by now and is probably the cause of my incessant sleepiness and depressed feelings. Cultural shock was my first choice, but I think it's a combo of things.

I really have nothing positive I want to share, so WOO HOO, onto the photo gallery...

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If the word dickcheese is posted randomly in any of your lj comments, or you view anything containing that word in my posts, please ignore it. It's merely my love muffin trying to deface my good name

In other news,

the guy next to me is paranoid Im gonna steal HIS password

in fear i may make posts using that horrible word

Jennifer's the Mr. Miyagi to my Danielson.

She's teaching me how to defend myself the old fashioned way.

I've almost lost my hearing, and she looks like a battered house wife, but it's coming along smoothly.

In other news, My leaky eye is doing better

...Who would think to rob a Krispy Kreme donuts in their McDonald's uniform while talking on his cellular device? Someone from Baltimore, Maryland, that's who ( Read more... )

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