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I have a confession to make. I like shooting people with high-powered guns. But I don't kill anyone! So to speak, I guess. The thing is, if you've ever played a formal game of paintball (especially with 3,100 players) you would realize exactly how exhilerating it is to connect with your inner warrior. To sneak through the woods, infiltrating enemy ( Read more... ) -
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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent`s house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 ( Read more... ) -
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List five songs that you are currently digging... It doesn't matter what genre they are, whether they have words, whether or not they're your favorites, or even if they're any good. They must simply be songs you're really enjoying right now ( Read more... ) -
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What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy? An ugly redhead with a yeast infection! -
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Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber; He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "Becky my darling" he whispered. "Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don`t talk." He was insistent. "Becky," he said in ( Read more... ) -
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A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why ( Read more... ) -
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A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming. He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn`t remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. "Look," she said "I`m ( Read more... ) -
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The True You
You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be together with you always, no matter when or where.With respect to money, you are a bit stingy.You think good luck doesn't exist - reality is built on practicalities.The hidden side of your personality tends to be a little selfish. You only do what interests you.You are tend to think about ( Read more... ) -
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I think I'm worth more than being ignored. I think if I go to see you, you shouldn't just go to another part of your house and sleep, leaving me alone. I think I'm done with this shit.