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I'm almost positive that the below two entries will frustrate people. But I assure you, they weren't put there with the sweet mushy intent that you're guessing. They were there to prove Ryan wrong about that word count thingy. And no, Ryan, I'm not taking them down.

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Ryan broke up with me. And I've never been so hurt and unhappy in my entire life ( Read more... )

NFA means so many things. I almost hate walking through the hallways, feeling subject to coutless plastic smiles, that I can't seem to repeat, no matter how much I try ( Read more... )

I've become loney ( Read more... )

Alright, so. I'm officially addicted to eBay. See here's the thing. You can get anything on eBay for more than 50% off the original price (if you're good). Of course, sometimes, with the shipping, it's just worth it to get off my fat lazy ass to go to the store and get whatever small thing I need. But on average, 90% of the time, I can find ( Read more... )

Well, dears. It HAS been a while since I've written an entry, rather than just placing a dirty joke in here for your amusement. And so much time has went by since I've even payed any intention to my computer as a whole that I've missed almost an entire page of my friend's entries. That's nearly fifty. Although some of you are inclined to over-post ( Read more... )

A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in ( Read more... )