I had a weird dream where every female I know of was on some sort of bus to get men, and Samantha Gloffke had a baby that wouldn't shut the hell up. And there was a swimming pool with all of us in there, and Ernest was being chased by black men, and I had to help him ( Read more... )

I was invited to be a member of the Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking group on MySpace. Wow. What a compliment.

I just got a job at Adams. I'm going to be working at the bakery, and with Chryssie. I met my boss, and she's soooo nice. All the people seem to have the same thing going for them. I think this will be a good experience.

I was talking to someone on the phone tonight for about 2 1/2 hours. It was really nice. Maybe all guys aren't dicks ( Read more... )

So I figured out something. It really is a good thing to make up with someone that you care about instead of letting something like a fight get in the way of what you have ( Read more... )

I danced so hard my knees and back hurt. Damn shindigz. Can't stand 'em.

The hole in my stomach is so annoying I want to stab myself.

I had a bad day. Y'all ever get one of those?

Last night I dreamt that I was...pleasured by a female. The thing was, I didn't see her face, or her body, I just knew she was there. And I didn't mind. It was normal, in the dream. It's weird. I dunno. But also, it was her job to do that. I didn't pay her, but for some reason, that was what she was meant to do. There's more that makes it weird, ( Read more... )

Do you ever wonder why people say things weird? Like permit.

It's PERmit. Not perMIT.

Jesus. You're in America. You should learn to pronounce things right.