Per GB's request that if we confessed anything in her confessional, we have to repost this:

New game: Post your secrets here - Secrets about anything.

But post them anonymously.

my cat. the princess of all things, including big scary vacuum cleaners and plastic bags that send her flying through a room only to crash into a corner, is sulking. she knows that one of her fans has left the building. although she did what she could to prevent him from walking out the door by jumping up onto his bag, in protest ::mmroaw:: [ ( Read more... )

this was totally weird for me to take. i feel half of my friends are more family then lovers. i only have a handful of friends. maybe that's why i don't write that often. no one is cruising me and i'm not cruising lj either. hrmmm...interesting thought.

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"Hold on. I'll be there in a minute, I gotta see a mullet."

"Now I have a cat behind me too." :::whiny voice::: "They're making it really hard to get out of bed."

"You have to do woo-woo, and you have to do kink."

"You know that's our only roll of tape?"
"Oh...I've been using it rather liberally."

"Come back here you stinkpot!"

to my confession that i don't post much because i have a neuroses about being seen un-educated....

to that i say...

"i'm smart enough,
i'm cute enough,
and gosh darnit,
people like me."

we should all say it in the mirror sometime. hell yeah snl and dbs. thanks

Which internet subculture do I belong to? [CLICK]

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during a fifteen minute trip to the grocery store, on a tuesday night, i run into six people i know, from six different affiliations. that goes for everywhere else i go to. the movie theater, diner, bank, park, library, book store, anywhere ( Read more... )

if you had to predict the next big choice that life will present to you, what would it be? and, if you where right, would you want to keep your answer, so you would be "better prepared", or would you want to change it, so you wouldn't know what the future holds?

what would your super hero persona be like? what would their powers be? what would the action figure look like? any sidekicks?

would you rather have sultry porno music emit from you when ever you make a romantic advance, or lose all sexual inhibition in the presence of cantaloupe?

think of the possibilities...