Trouble in the wastes

[arumanomnycolrs]

Oh I am about fed up with all of this

Comments

[chibiqueen]

Holy crap, Ma-I mean...Saruman. I'd put things in his bed when he wasn't there if I were you.

Jeeez, how much time does he spend in the shower? I can't imagine what he's doing in there...wait, yes I can.

[arumanomnycolrs]

You are mistaken. His exploits in the shower do not include... "manipulations". That, I believe, is done at his computer, as I discovered a porn dvd he neglected to retrieve after dropping it on the floor while I was not in the room. All glory and laud for Ass Worship 7.

[ranerdin]

tell sauron to get off his ethereal ass and do something about it, it's not right that you have to go through all of this alone