so i had like 9 dreams about saddam hussein last night...weird.

so people are pretty sucky here, you look but you dont post. thanks andy about the turtle, nice if you really saw it, where the f were you, that you saw that...mmm ok whatever this is getting waaaaaaaayyyyyy lame, good thing i still can keep in contact with the people that want to with me. ok, have a good night, day i am gonna watch svu.

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it takes 345 squirts from a cow's udder to fill a gallon of milk.

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me message: john i am on break from jury duty, what are you doing. this really sucks, it is boring, it smells funny in the room, i am kinda hungry, a man with a growth on his neck keeps on staring at me, i havent even gotten selected yet, now that it is noon, if i get selected i am gonna be pissed....call me back ( Read more... )

i am fucking annoyed
it makes me feel all squirmy
i want to punch a face or two or three
i cant fall asleep, 6 hours before work
i wish things were different.

just watched this with my dad


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so two weeks ago i went to the bar and used an inapproprate amount of hair gel which i ended up being allergic to and looked like this


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out of every one in the room, he picked me i feel so special.....


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