I was in the movie. A whole bunch of times. Mostly around that dirty human's neck, but still, I got some really nice close-ups.

I also got broken by that damn dirty human (see Wennie! I told you he hates me!), but after I saw it the first time I knew not to look when it was going to happen ( Read more... )

My new Elf's baby is kicking hard enough that I can feel it. //shines contentedly// I was mostly serious about letting the sprog chew on me, you know, but I would really appreciate it if you didn't let me get rusty. //shimmers hopefully//

Since it appears my Wennie //sobs brokenly// has died or wasted away or some stupid biped thing, and there was recently a wedding, I would like to present you with a gift ( Read more... )

My Wennie's got good ancestors.

Wennie? Weeeeeeennnnnnniiiiiiiiieeeeeeee?! I need to be cleeeeeeannnnnneeedd! Wennie? Where are you? //is tarnished// I have no shine. What's a symbol of immortality without her shine? //panicks//

I'm not sure if that's because it's actually dark or because Wennie is lying on her front. //glitters faintly// At least I'm pretty sure I'm not in any sort of box. Too soft, pillowy, and warm to be a box.

I don't care who controls whereever I am, but please, for the love of shiny Tilion, somebody make it so that Wennie stops crying. I'm tarnished, I think. //attempts to see self in a mirror// Oh, Varda! I really am tarnished! //weeps//

This is really not good. He's not little anymore. And Wennie's too busy being pregnant to notice if I go missing and I just got cleaned!

//focuses// I am not shiny, I am zen. I am not shiny, I am zen. I am not shiny, I am-

I am so screwed. //huddles against Wennie's elf-boobies and fears//

My PaIn Is So DeEp, OME, LeT mE dIe!

//sobs, still dirty//

But I was hungover. A lot. And now I'm all covered in various substances used by Wenny and her human for sex and I CAN'T WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS! //sobs//