&*^$#$%...

[arymede]

...alternatively titled "Dear Gods, Women, Were You All Raised In Barns?!"

I am living in a nation full of hoverers. Women know of which I speak - some of you may even be hoverers. Men - just be glad you can pee standing up

Comments

[cygninae]

Yes....YES....YESSSSSSSS!!!!! Consider yourself well and truly hugged solidly for this post.

I hate it. I hate it with a passion because it's messy, it's stupid (urine's pretty sterile from what I hear) and it's also unhealthy according to one of my nurse friends. Hoverers do not empty their bladders fully, so they're more likely to contract bladder infections.

So, next time you're wiping piss off a seat, just take comfort in the fact that the person whose piss it is may be suffering a great deal....

[arymede]

See! This! Even the gender that normally cannot be taught to put the seat back down again at least cleans up after themselves!

Well, yes, of course we know that many men are perfectly conscientious and replace the toilet seat, and that those who do not live with any women normally aren't required to care, and that several of them are just as big of pigs as the women are, but I'm enjoying my histrionics and it sounded more dramatic the first way.

Also, that sound slike something my grandmother would have said, and I keep wishing I could sic an army of grandmothers on the vile and disgusting Hoverer Union to teach them to mind their manners.

[sawcebox]

Go you! Feckin hoverers and germphobic non-wipers bug me so much!

[ophelia_is_dead]

i am a germphobe and i still sit on the fucking seat. seriously, what the hell?