If, this Christmas, you wanted to spend money to get Fuzzy or I a gift, we have a particular request: gift certificates for Leon's Furniture, any value ( Read more... )

Go forth and vote for me so that I might win prizes and accolades ( Read more... )

The packing! It has broken me ( Read more... )

...if you must spend all day absorbed in Salman Rushdie novels, and insist upon writing in a public forum immediately afterwards, at least have the decency to detox with some lolcats or the like before inflicting that writing style upon the innocent public.

I am in my final week in Hong Kong. I've been counting the days until I can finally go home, eager and excited to get back to my own life ( Read more... )

Walked pretty much the entire length of Fa Yuen Street today, from Prince Edward down to Yau Ma Tei, cruising the markets. Up in the Prince Edward end, I found the veritable motherlode of Engrish. I went a little crazy buying t-shirts for myself and Fuzzy ( Read more... )

Oh gods, my feet!

( Ngong Ping and Tien Tan )

...alternatively titled "Dear Gods, Women, Were You All Raised In Barns?!"

I am living in a nation full of hoverers. Women know of which I speak - some of you may even be hoverers. Men - just be glad you can pee standing up ( Read more... )

I have done battle with the evil forces of Access 2007, and I may or may not have won! Hard to say for sure, it looks like it'll work well, but I was too freaking exhausted to test it today, so ( Read more... )

I bought shoes today. I had to, my only comfortable but decent for work shoes - those camo ballet flats - are beginning to fall apart. So I found this little store that had reasonable shoes at a reasonable price.

And now, I'm thinking of going back. I'm contemplating buying unnecessary footwear and it's all your fault! You've broken me!