☤ sixty-three

[as_damaged]

[ACCIDENTAL VIDEO]

[Tilt your head; the camera's on its side, a blurry expanse of countertop framing one edge of a well-kept kitchen. Cameron's, if you'd have reason to recognize it. After a moment the faint hissing in the background becomes a whistle, steam pouring out the spout of a teakettle.

The picture blurs and refocuses as a man comes

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the best thing about being a woman is the prerogative to have a little fun;

[as_manly]

[Sigh. Cameron knows that look, Angela, and she is not amused.]

I live here, actually.

[The eyeroll should be familiar, even if the eyes aren't. Cameron shifts uncomfortably, being far too tall, far too broad, far too male to sit in her own skin. She sets her mug down, looking annoyed.]

It's a curse.

the best thing about being a woman is the prerogative to have a little fun;

[as_manly]

It hardly seems worth the time, when it's just for a day.

[She crosses her arms, frowning slightly. Besides, if she cuts herself, won't the nicks carry over tomorrow?]

I guess I ought to keep something on hand for this sort of thing. I can't go out like this, obviously.

[orangetoughguy]

Heeeeeey....

I remember you.

[as_manly]

That seems unlikely.

[orangetoughguy]

What you don't remember me?

[as_manly]

[Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most awkward pause of all time.]

I know who you are. Who do you think I am, exactly?

audio ][ also my name is backdate ;_; lmffff hello cameron.... <3

[oshutup]

[ Okay so he sees the network ID....and...yet.... ]

...this is still you, isn't it?

audio ][ o hai there <3

[as_manly]

In the flesh, believe it or not. Appearances notwithstanding.

[There is a deep sigh under these words.]

Hello, Peter.

[vicodincrutch]

Well.

[as_manly]

No comment on my hair?

[vicodincrutch]

Nope.

Now that you mention it though, I think you could do better. Much better. Chase could give you tips.

[as_manly]

I'll keep that in mind.