hi, i don't update this but nick is my friend.

NICK WNTED EM TWO TLKAK ABOTU HIM ANWO AYY
HE HSA A PAEG WCHIHC OS STUOPID HEATR IT IS OENZ OENZY ZYYAY

the past few days have been .. nice? i don't even know, lol. now that i sit down to write about everything, it's like, i don't remember the things i did.

oh my GOSH, did i even MENTION that i met NIGEL MARVEN!?!? it was the highlight of my week! I met him, shook his hand, and got an autograph. "for jessie, sharks are cool! nigel marven." too bad ( Read more... )

lawyer: "well, there's these guys in israel who are putting bombs on their bodies and blowing themselves up."
anna: "oh my god. like, why would they do that? don't you think it would be a little painful? like, that is so not right."

"shit happens and then you live."

my friend jesse makes me laugh. he's REALLY funny. so read this.
oh, and that's not his real s/n.
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myfriendjesse (1:38:20 PM): now im not really a feminine man, but bugs freak me out.
myfriendjesse (1:38:30 PM): i dont mean like "wow thats gross" freak me out
myfriendjesse (1:38:59 PM): i mean if a beetle runs across my foot i scream like ( Read more... )

I'm at nick's house right now. He's having a "lan party." His keyboard sucks.

Now I'm leaving.

-Jesse

Ah, today was such a wonderful day ... And it's not even over yet. I spent the whole day in my own company, surfing the good ol' web.

I've enjoyed some wonderful fortunes, pondered over why I've never seen donutman live, found out that I am legally insane, jumped out of my skin because of a page as old as the hills, and listened to mah ghetto muf ( Read more... )