The best part about having an asshole parent growing up is the first time they take a swipe at you as an adult you get to rip them a new one and can't get grounded.

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happy birfday to me.

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i'm feeling a little frustrated. I still can't get Bronson to latch properly, and even with regular pumping, my milk supply seems to be dwindling. I'm getting a little less than an ounce every 2 hours. He's eating like a champ, and I only have about three feedings worth left in the fridge. I've done everything the books, lactation consultant, and ( Read more... )

Bronson is home now. We ask the visitors call first, and hold off if you're feeling under the weather. He will NOT be at the shower, as that would just be too many people wanting to touch him at one time.

I just discovered Kelly's invitation say's that the shower is on the 13th. This is not the case. The shower is on the 16th, this saturday...fuck. I hope no one else's is like that.

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Why is it everytime I buy paper towels and super awesomly soft kleenex, we run out of toliet paper? I buy tissues maybe twice a fucking year. If you flush paper towels, you will fuck up your toilet. And I better not fucking catch anyone using my tissues as toilet paper, because I bought them when my allergies hit and completely dried out my poor ( Read more... )

It's friday bitches, and that means my own little personal hell week is almost over ( Read more... )