12/04/2007,
16.27pm.

Refereeing between my parents and a box of dead fish.

Spring makes sound in suburbia,
to down out the birdsong
and corrode the sanity
of the, already, desperately unwell.

If the nanny state cared at all for the mental welfare of its citizens, it would jettison the smoking ban and criminalise the use of mowing machines. Antisocial bastards.

Earlier today...

Dad: "Are you having chicken in your caesar salad?"

Call me saladist, pedantic if you like, but my father is a funny man.

"People. You must love people. People are admirable... I feel like vomiting."
- Sartre, 'Nausea'

Read

Read too.

Deduce from this what you will.

Livejournal appears to disallow the following usernames:
1. Hitler
2. Saddam_Hussein
3. Osama_Bin_Laden
4. God

But allow these:
1. Stalin
2. Mussolini
3. Ku_Klux_Klan
4. Allah, Buddha

Test:

You Should Be A Poet


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Due to my having both a Deadjournal and Livejournal, I've been growing increasingly confused over which should be used for what.

Yesterday, I made my decision.

My minds inner workingsOooh...

Deadjournal - being prettier and, generally, more brooding - shall be where I write my... writing. So, should ever you wish to view amature, overly ( Read more... )