Wanna pick up a girl, but she's into emo losers! This line can help you get her!

I stayed up all night writing a poem to read to you. In the end, I cried so hard that my tears fell on the page. All the ink is smudged and now I can't read it anymore.

If you ever have to break up with a chick, this is how to go about it ( Read more... )

You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see all the great minds of every creative medium we have come together and make something. "...something extraordinary. Something big, something mega, something copious, something capacious, something cajunga." I’m not talking a movie, or a series of movies, or a series with a couple video games to go with ( Read more... )