I need to keep better notes when I work out ( Read more... )

I have a new theory. If I eat raw spinach or field greens stuffed inside a slice of Papa John's "the works" pizza, it should be considered healthy ( Read more... )

Lifting weights hurts. I don't like it so much, but Jessie says that if I get real pretty she'll let me back in the bedroom ( Read more... )

My job makes me want to die. Having the dream job of a person with an IQ of 74 doesn't fulfill me each morning.
So yes, my life really kind of sucks, because my dream job won't fall out of the sky and give me head while I sit on a golden throne of titties ( Read more... )

$30 for a copay on a generic prescription!!! What the crap! This is exactly what I get for choosing the cheapest option for my medical benefits.

Thank goodness I saved money by skipping over the whole "seeing a doctor" crap. I love having docs in the family. Everyone should!!!

I need a new job like whoa!!!

I'm not going to say King Kong was good as far as cinematic masterpieces go, but that was an experience I will never forget. I almost crapped my pants several times. Not just little craps, big big craps. It was so intense!!!

Go see it in theatres while you can because it is going to look gay on DVD.

It has been more than a fortnight since I've updated this journal and many things of note have happened ( Read more... )

I'm back from a most successful trip to New York City. I will tell you all about it, but I am oh so tired. So tired, indeed...

Happy New Year

I'm pretty sure I won't be getting the guitar gig because ( Read more... )

I'm auditioning to play guitar for a living. If it happens, then I will have realized my dream to be a professional musician.

My right nut is sore, I hope I don't haave cancer...