Last Night

[aschlos]

Last night I hung out with Tom Hanks. We talked about the space program and going back to the moon. It was on the red carpet. I even checked out his wife's (Rita Wilson) tits. It was a great night. A great great night.

I'm going to miss this job.

Oh, and if you don't believe me, I have the conversation on film! I f*cking rule!

Comments

[ex_susie_q431]

dude- that's awesome! that almost beats my McCully Culkin story. almost!

[aschlos]

NOTHING beats your McCully Culkin story!

Bow Down!

[cayane_brandy]

Once, as a young boy, I made Kirk Douglas cry. Eat it.