It is customary for a baby to be the drum major of a parade comprised of a mouse followed by a cat followed by a dog followed by a duck.
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Fashionista Central
Fashion Tips and Tricks
by Nickolai Lo Sientos

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India: "Sack of Baby Skeletons Found Behind Hospital"
New York: "Corpse Sat In Front of TV For A Year"
LA: "Stylist: I Tried to Halt Britney Shaving Head"

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sex is gross. stop having it.

if i can gather pictures of montreal, ill put them here.
but here's a teaser:


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hi brenden, just come in when you get here
brenden, i'm upstairs using the showerhead, so just wait outside for a few minutes
brendz, how could you say that about me? i got tested yesterday.
brenz, mama passed out last night, just step over her and come in
bren, i didnt actually get tested, i went and got a test sample of ben and jerrys.
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i'm glad that the teacher suggested to ask another student what i missed in the last class and that the girl i asked neglected to tell me that the final fucking exam is tomorrow.

thank god for smug-girl-i-don't-recognize saying, "ready for the exam tomorrow?".