Last night Dan took me out to a few bars in the D. I got a little drunk ( Read more... )

I had this weird dream that alix and i were on the bachelor. the bachelor was will smith. alix won will smith's affection.

I have been accepted into the dietetics program. I didn't even need to have an interview beacause I am the best. kthx.

stuck in two traffic jams today, but i guess listening to gary glitter made it a little better.

I just went running. everything felt pretty good except for my ass. felt like it was flopping all over the place.

I hope I can go to poland. I have to be interviewed before I can get into the dietetics program and that might be at the same time as the poland trip. So I'm waiting to get from the dietetics advisor on when interviews are held. Kocham polonia.

Today I am half retarded. I forgot my coat. Its feb. I got to campus i was cold without it. I didn't even have it at my place, i left it at my parents. So I had to drive all the way out there to get it. Also I forgot where I was today. I had to ask myself where am i? where am i headed? and i think i even asked myself who am i ( Read more... )

Dear WSU Serial Bomb Threater,

Either blow something up or cut it the fuck out.

Thank You,

Concerned WSU Student

i put on my lucky robot shirt for nothing.

Diabesity is the epidemic of obesity causing diabetes (Type II ( Read more... )