Damage Control

[ashayne]

There seem to be some rumors floating around.
 Let me put my spin on them:
1) I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
2) I apologize for having sexual relations with that woman.
3) My beard was not shorn, merely trimmed. I had not touched it with

Comments

[lakilika]

You could cut your hair-hair too, and that would fill up the bottle in a hurry.

[ashayne]

that's way too easy.and it'd all look the same.

[ashayne]

Hi! Welcome to Best Buy. Is there anything I can help you find this evening?

[xhotrosex]

yaaay, george loves me!!

ahhhh, yes.

[huckleberrybee]

I see. Any way it goes, it's exciting for changes anywhere! And next time I'm around, I'll offer up some personal specimen for you to place in the bottle of art. Wait, I think that sounded much more grotesque than I meant it.

Re: ahhhh, yes.

[ashayne]

hmm...i'll need lots of bottles of different specimen

[rescuemefromme]

my mom has a few 6-inch long(or more) braids of my hair saved. my hair used to be really long when i was younger. i think it's weird that she saved it when i went to get it cut, but whatev.