I want to plant a garden, wide and full
of someone's favorite flower.
Then when they're feeling down, they could come in and
pick a bouquet, and maybe they'd feel better.

I think I finally know now why I don't like buying movies ( Read more... )

what could I ask for that I even deserve?

So they have action figures for the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/browse/-/15833441/ref=amb_center-4_132168801_39/104-6469817-9793553
Hello, Toys R Us...Here's my credit card.

If I can't smoke and I can't drink, I'll organize
I'll clean.

There seem to be some rumors floating around.
 Let me put my spin on them:
1) I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
2) I apologize for having sexual relations with that woman.
3) My beard was not shorn, merely trimmed. I had not touched it with ( Read more... )

Help me but I would manipulate. Calculate. One and two and three now.
But that is never me.

You will haunt me, did you know that?
You've stained me. Can you even begin to fathom that?
You broke me. And are breaking even now.

Finish

"What do you mean, trapped? Man, you're free as anyone else I know. You don't feel like the ceiling's caving in or anything do you?"
"It's actually the walls and the windows more than the ceiling, to be honest."
"Claustrohphobia?"
"More than that I think."
"Are you going to have another episode?"
"No, darling, don't worry--that show's on hiatus ( Read more... )

So what have I gained in this hour ( Read more... )

damn karma.