A Fortunate Mistake

[ashdizzle]

So I've been working my ass off, and getting fucked up, pretty much every day. Add in about 5 hours of sleep in there somewhere. I am staying in tonight, as I need to catch up. Tomorrow there will probably drunken shananigans, and Saturday... it's off the heezy fo sheezy. You can find me up in Becceezy's

Comments

[alpha_fury]

You took one of the most manliest of manly contraptions given to us by the grace of god and turned it into something vaguely homosexual. Congratulations. Wait I take that back. There is nothing manly about getting on your knees and sticking your mouth around a 2 inch in diameter hose with all the sucking and swallowing if it wasn't for the sheer volume of beer that can be consumed at once. God do I feel gay now. Thanks a lot

[sbf_nau]

by the looks of that pic, you're getting whooped by that other guy with that beer bong. Damnit Ashton, did you forget everything i taught you about sucking on a big round shaft? oh well, maybe licking is your thing. "i dont eat that shit, i lick that shit. and then i slappa dat shit right off the table"

[freefoxesforall]

that color reminds me when i crash landed on degobah

[ashdizzle]

fuck you faggots, that pic was taken like 1 second after we opened the valve, if you knew anything about being cool and drinking and not being a fag you'd know the first 2-3 seconds the beer goes amazingly fast, and if you dont open it at the same time, the beer will be at different places. Maybe if I lived in Shantytown, USA (Ben) or got a fucking DUI and was grounded (you know who) and didn't do shit with my life I'd understand and excuse you. Fucking gomer douchbags.

Jesse youre fucking cool.

[ashdizzle]

by the way, whos the fucking gomo who beer bonged 2 gallons of milk because he wanted to get as close to chugging semen as possible? not to mention, in front of the entire residence of sechrist hall?

EAT SHIT AND DIE

NIGGAZ AINT GOT SHIT

[sbf_nau]

i guess you really took it to heart when i said you weren't good at sucking on a big round shaft. dude, im sorry, i take it back. you are incredible at sucking on big round shafts. you're the best there ever was and the best there ever will be. NO ONE CAN SUCK LIKE ASHTON! you could even make a living out of it for yourself and pay off your four hundred dollar ticket. If there's one wrong thing i've done with my life, it's telling you that you suck at sucking, and i regret it. please forgive me.

[scrubz]

I never thought about Ben's adventure in milk chugging could be so closely related to semen. Ben really is a faggot. Oh well, at least all of the pictures of him doing it don't look like he is sharing a double-headed cock like some other pictures I know of, and you take back that comment about Prescott being a Shantytown. We have way more meth-heads then an average Shantytown. Prescott deserves an upgrade.

[ashdizzle]

looks like a bitch got a death wish

[scrubz]

The only death wish I have involves the Puma. You couldn't even handle it.