its been a long time since ive updated, and now the time has come to update. I do have a good reason for not updating. I've been out fucking bitches. And by "out" i mean "in" and by "fucking" i mean "sitting" and by "bitches" i mean "at my computer". So you see, i havent really had time to update. But now something has occured in my life that is so ( Read more... )

Standing on the fringes of life offers a unique perspective. But there comes a time to see what it looks like from the dance floor.

I had a pretty interesting weekend. Friday night we drank a here and played some flip cup and then headed over to Tim Whites party, which was a lot better than i could have expected. It wasnt a bunch of douche bag frat fucks, plus i knew a bunch of people there. There was this little slutty from my english class last year and i was talking to her ( Read more... )

well. i've been back at NAU for three days now. how is it, you ask? well, three nights, i've been drunk all three, and had a girl in my bed all three times. so, you know. its been pretty horrible. ok, i lied, its been great. i kind of want to say these last three days have been like, the best days i've ever had. i got my own little slutty bomb ( Read more... )

i haven't posted in a long ass time. the last two weeks have been pretty damn shitty, which has pretty much turned me antisocial. i didnt call anyone or go online for the longest time, but i guess i can't really complain since i pretty much set myself up for a horrible summer. aside from the fact that i can't really do anything here, my dad just ( Read more... )

so i come home from a fun filled 13 hour workday and i'm watching T.V. when i see that MXC is on Spike TV. Now, my sister was telling me how she loved that show, so i go upstairs to tell her that its on, only to find her sitting on the couch with a huge cup of vodka tonic in her hand. I tell her MXC is on, and start walking out of the room, and she ( Read more... )

WEll i was riding my bike home from work tonight, just like i do every night, when some dumbass doesnt stop at a red light and fucking levels me. He wasnt going that fast or anything, he was in a mercedes, which doesnt have a VTECH (fucking faggots), so i wasnt really hurt. I just slid up on the hood of his car and did a few twist and turns and ( Read more... )

so im working at mi ranchito the other day and my cool nerdy friend brian who i havent seen in more than a year comes in. He's not alone however. with him is his girlfriend...and A LITTLE BABY. my fucking friend is a dad, i couldnt believe this shit. anyways, i was telling my mom how i saw brian and how hes got a kid and stuff, and she says "Holy ( Read more... )

this summer is going very different then what i would have thought before it started. first off, given the fact that i wasnt really getting along with the people i was going to europe with before i went, i thought it would be shitty. it actually really kicked ass. and, i never thought i would get a DUI, but hey, i never cease to amaze my self with ( Read more... )

following up on havens whole rant on halle barry, i must say i dont know how anybody in their right mind could possibly find britney spears attractive. maybe the 1997-2002ish era younger britney, but this? http://img1.imageshack.us/britney.htm Jesus, thats scary. whats even more ( Read more... )