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[sbf_nau]

i haven't posted in a long ass time. the last two weeks have been pretty damn shitty, which has pretty much turned me antisocial. i didnt call anyone or go online for the longest time, but i guess i can't really complain since i pretty much set myself up for a horrible summer. aside from the fact that i can't really do anything here, my dad just

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[ashdizzle]

dude would you be pissed if i purposefully got a DUI and copied your plan?

By the way, we accidentally called your house and your dad answered. I think he was pissed.

[sbf_nau]

sure, you could get a DUI and copy my plan, but if you were smart, you'd go for something like 1st degree murder for the hotter girls.

[alpha_fury]

Been there done that. Whenever I want to fuck someone, I put on my "I spent a night in jail" and the ladies barely let me out the door. Just don't tell them it was for pussy shit like DUI or in my case possession of marijuana unless you want to settle for a half-assed, shoddy handjob. Make it out like you assassinated a world leader without actually saying you did. Let her make the assumption and it'll all slide into place if you know what I'm saying