brian has a kid and everybody i know is a rapist

[sbf_nau]

so im working at mi ranchito the other day and my cool nerdy friend brian who i havent seen in more than a year comes in. He's not alone however. with him is his girlfriend...and A LITTLE BABY. my fucking friend is a dad, i couldnt believe this shit. anyways, i was telling my mom how i saw brian and how hes got a kid and stuff, and she says "Holy

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[ashdizzle]

god only knows what they think of me

[sbf_nau]

actually, i should probably let you know that my mom is on her way to Colorado right now to kill you because i convinced her that you rape men AND women every day and you have illegitimate children with the women you raped and then you molest the illegitimate children while doing lines of coke and smoking crack. The best part is, even though i lied about a lot of my friends doing bad stuff, i didnt have to lie about you, you fucking rapist molester drug addict piece of shit. It made me look really good though. I <3 you :-D

[ashdizzle]

after sitting here for a minute thinking, i realized there is nothing i can say to that. well played.