As entertaining as hanging around uselessly in Vertere was not, I have since relocated to a city called New York. That this occurred purely by accident and not through any specific intention of mine is irrevelent ( Read more... )

I have been relocated. Again. I begin to lose patience with this. Perhaps it is well that I have never been fond of Edge.

It appears that in the confusion caused by the flaming chair's attempt to eat me, I misplaced my sanity. Should questions arise as to the validity of my deduction, I merely refer the one asking to a review of the statement which caused the inquiry to originate in the first place ( Read more... )

There are times when I would like nothing better than to watch this world go up in flames.

I am going to make what Sephiroth did to Nibelheim look like a child's tantrum. And this time, it shall never be rebuilt.

A matter of the utmost delicacy has been brought to my attention, and due to the high level of sensitivity which which it must be dealt, I feel it best to attend to it personally.

Tseng, if you are not otherwise engaged, I was wondering if you might wish to accompany me.

Upon my return to Edge, I shall be in my office. For the rest of my natural life. Or until I find my shotgun...

Please address all inquiries, complaints, and other forms of communication to someone else.

They've got the nicest skirts sarongs here. And thanks to my wodnerful friend Zack, I've got a one with parrots on it. BLUE parrots. He said they match my eyes. ...my eyes look like parrots?Some nice island person braided shells into my hair. And gave me a lovely sea animal tooth earring ( Read more... )

Thankfully, my stay in Germany has come to a close. I shall not miss it. Nor will I miss Schuldig. It appears that he believes personal space to be something that happens to other people. He is lucky to still be breathing ( Read more... )

To anyone who may be staying at the Inn in Nibelheim...

When passing through doorways, please take care to look before crossing the threshold. Blindly walking forward without proper attention to the immediate surroundings may cause locational displacement ( Read more... )

Though it pains me to admit it, I find the recent turn of events disturbing ( Read more... )