So as you can see, I never update this. I'm thinking about deleting all the entries and just keeping the account, but I dunno ( Read more... )

I have been informed that the reason I have a bruised tailbone, possibly broken foot, and painful back...

...is because I fell down the stairs at some house in Allen Park.


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Oh my God. What the hell happened last night? This is what happens when you take long breaks from drinking ( Read more... )

This really amused me. Thanks Gary!


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The only reason I like to light my candle is to blow it out 20 minutes later, dip my finger in the hot wax, wait for it to harden, and then take it off my finger and play with it. It reminds me of Laffy Taffy...kind of.

Gary, you need to not be so mean to me.

Uncle Buck is a great movie.

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I guess it's pretty accurate?

LJ Friends Meme by coolerq
• You must tell 2 people about this game.
• Bryan is the one that you love.
• Ruskin is one you like but can't work out.
• You care most about Angelo.
• Jodie is the one who knows you very well.
• Dawn is your lucky star.
• Konstantine is the song that matches with Ruskin.
• Glycerine is the song for Bryan ( Read more... )