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Oh, Daddy dearest.
"Don't call me in the morning." - Daddy ( Read more... ) -
Oh geez.
I just signed up for Twitter. This should be fun/interesting. Follow me at http://twitter.com/AshleighMPaige. -
How I Met Your Mother.
As I was watching last night's episode, I couldn't help but think: I've met the entire cast. I've been on the show. And as I stared at Neil Patrick Harris at the end of the episode, I realized that I will forever remember my mother making out with him...odd. -
Why I love law school round 2, a.k.a. my LL.M. program
The professor is taping class for someone who is not here. We come back from break, and he picks up the recorder and says "all of you have the answers for the final, right?" and then he laughs, smiles, and shakes the recorder. :) -
Let's get this straight.
Reading people's Facebook updates prompted me to write this. Please stop saying today, November 2, 2009 that you hate Daylight Savings Time because it gets dark earlier. Actually, you hate STANDARD TIME. Daylight Savings time is just that - to save the daylight and makes daylight artificially longer. You may hate the end of daylight savings ( Read more... ) -
Proven fact: My father and I have the same brain
I was on the phone with my mom because CBS said "Due to contractual obligations, we must go to the New England Game" with 30 seconds left in the Vikings game. I wanted to know what was happening in the Vikings game, so she told me ( Read more... ) -
Just when you think my parents screwed me up enough...
...they just told me they were at "Lovers' Lane." Gross! And where in Broward County is there a "Lovers' Lane" anyway? -
You know you've been to law school when...
...Amazon e-mails its "recommendations" to you ( Read more... ) -
No one else but Ashleigh would do this...
I managed to stick my elbow into a cup of someone's hot tea while he was walking past me...and I was just talking to someone when it happened! Ouch! I'm so fahklempt and klutzy, it's ridiculous. -
My parents are crazier than ever. Go figure.
My parents wanted me to call them when I got home tonight, so I did. I heard a click, so I knew my father picked up the phone, too. My mother and I kept on calling to him, but he did nothing, so we figured he fell asleep (he falls asleep sitting up sometimes). Then after a minute or two, we hear more clicking. Then my father keeps on clicking ( Read more... )