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Happy 26th birthday to me!
I was just reading my horoscope, and it said that avoidance of chores is unlikely today. Being the brat I am, I thought in my head, "No way, it's princess day!" I'm such a dork. Forget that it's Rosh Hashanah, it's Princess Day! :) -
And you wonder why it's been 3 years, 2 months, and 25 days since I last took the T?
Monday, it was a near head-on collision. Yesterday, there was a crash. Today, fires. The news is now saying that there were thousands of people stranded since rush hour today, so the story below is not quite as updated...needless to say, it took me a whole 20 minutes to drive home today, including missing almost every traffic light. And my ( Read more... ) -
Frustrated, upset, annoyed, unsure
I know that I'm Jewish and almost all my friends are Jewish, but a girl should not have to eat dinner on her birthday alone. This is ridiculous. I love September 19 with all my heart, but sometimes, I wish my birthday was different so I wouldn't have the problem of Rosh Hashanah on my birthday. I feel like crying now. Birthday dinner alone is so ( Read more... ) -
Just when you thought my father was crazy...
"I'm home." - Me
"Did you have sex tonight?" - Daddy
"WHAAAAAAA? Don't you want me to be pure for my wedding night?" - Me
"Hah, that's a lie if I've ever heard one." - Daddy -
I love my daddy.
"Where are you?" - Me ( Read more... ) -
Wow
"Did you walk Rose?" - Me ( Read more... ) -
I love dumb people on rare occasions like these.
There is nothing on TV, and I only have DVR in my living room, so I'm watching Lockup to try to fall asleep. They arrest a guy (in Miami-Dade county, of course), and ask him what kinds of medications he is taking. He responds, "Crack cocaine." I didn't know that was a MEDICATION ( Read more... ) -
Shut up, morons.
Why is it a top story that the President was not wearing a bike helmet on Martha's Vineyard, with people saying that he "needs to be safer?" Shut up and worry about bigger things. He's an adult. It's his decision whether he wants to wear a helmet or not. That being said, I always wear my helmet, but I also bike on streets busier than those in ( Read more... ) -
Crazy Daddy
I was sitting next to my dad when I coughed. Note that I coughed into my hand, not directly on him. He immediately reacted, asking if I was crazy, because I might have swine flu, and how could I possibly cough near him in his weakened condition? Weakened condition? My mom was standing there putting on makeup before work, just shaking her head ( Read more... ) -
Mobile Broadband is NOT Cable Internet
My dad is always espousing that his mobile broadband card (which is plugged into a wireless router to supply internet to the house) is just as fast as cable internet, and I should cancel Comcast and get a mobile broadband card for my apartment. Well, here I am at my parents' house, and downloading a printer driver is now 13% complete with only 35 ( Read more... )