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Is anyone else's family this weird?
My mom calls me on her way to work, as usual. One of the first things out of her mouth was, "Daddy wants to know if you do 'sexting ( Read more... ) -
Like father, like daughter.
"No one ever calls this early. It's too early. Don't you know that you're not supposed to call this early on a Sunday? We want to sleep until 4:00 P.M." - Daddy ( Read more... ) -
Happy T-iversary!
I'm celebrating my T-iversary today - three years since I last took that stupid thing - the daily groping, full trains, trains that would never come, trains that would break at least once a week, fires all the time. NO THANKS! It also costs more to take the subway here than it does in New York, and they're raising prices here again and slashing ( Read more... ) -
Human + dog = doman? Hug? Duman?
Rose had peas, salmon, steak, and chicken for dinner. That about sums it up! -
Seriously?
The news is running stories of Malia Obama wearing a shirt with a peace sign on it around Italy while the G-8 summit takes place. The media is claiming that she is making a political statement because not only is a peace sign a peace sign, but it's a symbol calling for nuclear disarmament. Give me a break. Isn't she 10 or something like that? ( Read more... ) -
Dear Facebook,
Dear Facebook,
Please stop sending me notifications, often two at a time that read:
Brand new wedding vendors! 1,000 new wedding vendors have added themselves to our directory. Find one in your area today. I am not getting married. I do not have a relationship status on my page, let alone one that says "engaged." It is really annoying, and I ( Read more... ) -
MySpace doesn't get much sketchier than this.
Post comments to say what you think is wrong with this. I'm not even going to go into a diatribe about how weird this is...
Subject: Hello ( Read more... ) -
A pair to spare!
"I organized my underwear drawer yesterday." - Me ( Read more... ) -
When observing your grammar shows me you are an idiot.
I am sick and tired of reading things where people cannot distinguish between when "your" and "you're (you are)" should be used. It really is quite simple ( Read more... ) -
Stars around my head
My parents are nuts ( Read more... )