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License to drive
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Love and Marriage
"Tomorrow is Aunt Eva's and Uncle Sol's anniversary." - Mommy
"How many years?" - Me
"39." - Mommy
"Are you going to make it that long?" - Me
"{Pause} Yes, of course. Gotta go now!" - Mommy
They haven't threatened divorce in almost a month...haha. September 16 is 35 years. Let's see if they make it 4 more (if you know my family, then you -
I refuse to use Esquire until I pass the bar...
"Talk to you later, Ashleigh Paige, Esquire." - Daddy.
"I'm not an esquire until I pass the bar! I'm just a J.D." - Me
"Talk to you later, Ashleigh Paige, Juvenile Delinquent." - Daddy.
"That's Ashleigh M. Paige, Juvenile Delinquent, to you - don't forget the M!" - Me -
The National Forensic League now solicits?
I just got a call from a guy at the National Forensic League asking to update my information...the call was on my cell phone. While I've had the number for over 13 years, I have no idea how they got that. They also had my address as 1301 Crossing Place, Austin, TX 78741. I haven't lived there for four years! Now I got it in my mind that I want ( Read more... ) -
Reason #546546897321 why I love living in Massachusetts:
Frost advisory on May 18!
Issued by The National Weather Service
Boston, MA
3:14 pm EDT, Mon., May. 18, 2009
... FROST ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 3 AM TO 7 AM EDT TUESDAY...
A FROST ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 3 AM TO 7 AM EDT TUESDAY. -
This is ridiculous:
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I killed law school.
Final semester grades:
AD-302-D-01 ADMINISTRATIVE LAW BB+
AL-842-D-01 ADVANCED LEGAL ANALYSIS A-
TX-595-T-01 TAX PRACTICE & PROCEDURE A
TX-598-D-01 TAXATION OF BUSINESS ENTITIES A- 3.67 ( Read more... ) -
These kinds of things only happen to me.
My passport photos were rejected. Yup. Seriously had to get them retaken. -
Law & Order got it wrong, wrong, wrong!
Episode of Law & Order Criminal Intent. Two Chassidic males are walking. One says to the other, "What are you doing? It's Shabbas." "Life or death we make exceptions," says the second one. The first one says, "I don't know - can't you ask someone else?" The second says, "The goyim are all sleeping." He pulls out his cell phone and calls 911 ( Read more... ) -
Remember when a phone on the bathroom wall seemed so cool and luxurious?
I got a doctor's bill today for $1,034.00 because my insurance didn't want to pay for my bloodwork. I'm studying for finals, so I don't have time to deal with it, and it had my mother's name on it anyway because she's the insured. I faxed the bill home, and a few hours later, my mother called me back and we discussed her findings. I had to go to ( Read more... )