ashley_hartman

i miss the king of my subject lines where is your phantom

ashley_hartman Jul 31, 2005 18:11

Date created: 2004-07-30 00:57:58

So I am a little late but is that really something new?

( hahahaha i hate me )

do you realize i haven't made a real update since may 19th?? two months people.

ashley_hartman Jul 19, 2005 14:58

Jared is a wanker but Happy Birthday anyway...

yep still no update

ashley_hartman Jul 09, 2005 21:41

Happy birthday to my favorite fellow alcoholic. My present to you is 29 bottles of Jager. Enjoy :)

HELLO ASHLEY HARTMAN THIS IS THE GHOST OF JAY SPEAKING

I MISS YOU I LOVE YOU THIS IS THE LAST YOU WILL EVER HEAR OF ME BEACAUSE I AM LEAVING TO TAKE POWER RANGER LESSONS FROM THE PURPLE RANGER HIMSELF.

OKAY GOODBYE

jayjayjayjay

does this count as an update?

ashley_hartman Jun 21, 2005 22:21

Ugh I cannot believe I am saying this, but you are not that bad sometimes. Happy Birthday Brandon, hope you had fun being straight for a day :)

i haven't updated in 4eva

ashley_hartman May 19, 2005 11:19

I don't do well with abandonment. I guess you could say it's one of my least attractive qualities. My insecurity gets the best of me and I get paranoid without reassurance. I could go into some drawn-out story about my childhood and anaylze Freudian-style the reasons for this, but I'll spare you all. I was completely in love and I let myself feel ( Read more... )

justin: Because the thought of you still like, wandering around in Bulgaria in the airport...

ashley_hartman Apr 27, 2005 13:10

I've been too busy playing with artpad to think about updating. It's very addictive and it bothers me that there is no warning from the surgeon general on it anywhere. I think I'll write to the government. I would show you a gallery of all my acheivements but they are extremely awful so I will just leave you with this one. The masterpiece I made ( Read more... )

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ashley_hartman Apr 23, 2005 06:00

Ashley has just signed with Nous Model Management. Nous Model Management is a leading boutique agency in Los Angeles who specializes with high fashion print and runway. They represent some of the most recognized female and male models and we are sure Ashley will have a very bright future in front of her in their hands. More updates are on the way ( Read more... )

harajuku james: lmfao i am watching napoleon dynamite he reminds me of you

ashley_hartman Apr 19, 2005 00:52

Sigh to my beloved robot bodyguard, Robogay ( Read more... )

harajuku justin: You know what, hart means timber somewhere.

ashley_hartman Mar 30, 2005 01:07

hehehehehehe I am so utterly amused by everything today. The first and foremost being the main purpose of this update which is ( Read more... )