sup d00dzors?

livejournal alive and kicking.... that's weird to me.

oh well.

"I've been popping ectasy, drinking hennessey!
There's a naked chick next to me!"

So I'm homeless, jobless, and dateless. life sucks blah blah blah. I'm going flyering and wheatpasting tomorrow. Spokane has never known don knotts until today.

I have a crush on someone. I guess I'm a real alcoholic. hahaha.

<3
ian

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Nihilism has helped me overcome all of my problems.

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MYSPACE IS COOLER THAN YOUR LIFE!!!! kill yourself if you use livejournal, fags.

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http://www.neogeoforlife.com/reviews/ninja_masters_page2.shtml

The greatest game ever created.

You know silverware organizers? well how come the spoons, big forks, and little forks have proportionate size ratios whereas the butterknife ones are so long?

Oh I've been eating a lot lately and I've come across an invention, take your ordinary spoonful of peanutbutter, and dip it in cap'n crunch with crunch berrys! Your tongue will thank you!

Then we can put a button there and let everyone push it..... nothing will happen absolutely nothing. People won't remember it an hour later when they try to figure out where they got that rash on the tip of their index finger.

I'm glad that I have both of my hands still, I mean I've had them for almost 18 years and I haven't lost em yet thats pretty good for me!