[Super Junior] U + ME = US: Kangin/Eeteuk
Title: U + ME = US
Author: aconite
Fandom: Super Junior
Pairing: Kangin/Eeteuk
Disclaimer: Not mine.
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Name: Park Jungsu/Eeteuk
Birthday: July 1, 1983
Specialties: singing, music composition, keeping suju out of trouble (some of the time)
Misc.: Eeteuk is crazy. Really crazy. But it's okay because after three years of being the leader of Super Junior who wouldn't be? He's also really pretty which I think is important to mention.
Name: Kim Youngwoon/Kangin
Birthday: January 17, 1985
Specialties: singing, acting, intimidation
Misc.: Kangin is kind of scary when he's trying, but mostly he's a giant teddy bear of fail. Sometimes he seems more like the leader than Eeteuk does, especially during interviews when he just takes over.
Kangin and Eeteuk have been together forever. The fans refer to them as the 'Mom' and 'Dad' of the group because they kind of are. Except it's less...distinct than Eeteuk being a girl because he's really not. Eeteuk's strength is on the inside and he supports the group with words and whatever he can do as leader. Kangin on the other hand is strong and loud and is much more likely to punch someone in the arm to show his affection that to give them a hug. But he hugs Eeteuk a lot.
They balance each other out with their differences. They're so close, too. Before debut Eeteuk helped Kangin loose a ton of weight in a short period of time and Kangin would stand up for Eeteuk when other people would say bad things about him. Honestly, describing why they work is hard because there is no real, defining moment. They've been friends for years, and this ridiculously cute couple thing for just as long. Either you like them together or you don't. BUT THEY ARE SO MARRIED, REGARDLESS.
So basically all of my favorite KangTeuk videos were removed from youtube. LAME.
♥♥♥♥♥● OKAY. SO. This is an ACTUAL OFFICIAL NEWS THING on Kangin and Eeteuk being stupid and couple-y. WTF. AMAZING.
♥♥♥♥♥● Kangin groping Eeteuk. Not entirely uncommon in SuJu, but whatever.
♥♥♥♥♥● In which Eeteuk drives and Kangin fears for his life.
♥♥♥♥♥● APPARENTLY Shiwon is touching Eeteuk (as he likes to do with everyone, ever) and Kangin is all >:(
♥♥♥♥♥● and Part Two. Super Junior Mini Drama. KangTeuk/EunHae part starts at 1:16. BUT SERIOUSLY WHO HASN'T ALREADY SEEN THIS.
♥♥♥♥♥● Kangin and Eeteuk being cute and married.
♥♥♥♥♥● I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS. It's like, the closer they are in proximity the dumber they get.
♥♥♥♥♥● In which they dance together and then Eeteuk goes and climbs on part of the stage set. idk idk.
♥♥♥♥♥● Super Junior Marry U Mini Concert. OKAY. SO. THE ENGLISH SUB SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN DELETED AND S;LKJ. So basically, they did a survey of which members were most likely to get married first and then when they get to #1 (around 3:40) Eeteuk asks the audience who they think it is and:
ELF: KANGIN!!!
KANGIN: WHAT WHY.
ELF: SKALDFJ!!!
SHINDONG: LOL WHAT.
KANGIN: WHY.
ELF: YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY EETEUK!!!
(my traslation is amazing, don't even lie.)
♥ the divorce settlement by tongzhiai (pg-13, romance)
The weirdest memos are never on paper in writing. They're spoken in half-whispers by people of importance, and they're listened to with worried frowns, nervous expressions.
♥ Of Knives and Spoons and Other Kitchen Utensils by tiatza (pg, humor, fluff)
Kangin knows he isn't exactly the sharpest knife in the kitchen. Heck, he might not even be a spoon. But he's not so dumb that he can't differentiate "pretty" from "petty" so it's not too much of a life-changing incident when he realizes that he has truly fallen in love with someone.
♥ Remedies by mirrorspy (pg-13, humor, fluff)
“I am discontent.” Kangin says, throwing open the door. “Amuse me.”
Eeteuk blinks at him, spinning around in his desk chair.
“Discontent!” Kangin reiterates, staring at Eeteuk. Eeteuk blinks again.
♥ descension in the ranks by puppycadet (pg, humor, fluff)
"I," Kangin announced grandly to the room at large, "am staging a coup. I'm going to take over this band and become the new leader." He paused, looking thoughtful. "Maybe a new world order, too. I'm not sure yet."
♥ communication errors by puppycadet (pg-13, humor, fluff)
Eeteuk couldn't say for sure, but he thought that, this time Kangin had indeed lost his mind. He gently set down his book as he continued to watch Kangin pace back and forth in front of him, stopping every so often to gesture menacingly toward the room at large, before pulling at his hair, and scowling in Eeteuk's general direction.
♥ to protect, to guard, to worry by puppycadet (pg-13, humor, drama)
Not that Eeteuk was getting paid but, he thought, there wasn't enough money in Heaven or on Earth to make his job worth it. For a guardian angel Eeteuk was terribly discontent. His charge, Kim Youngwoon -- better known as Kangin to his friends, enemies, and the occasional debt collector --, was enough to give even the divine heart palpitations. For someone who didn't actually have a death wish, Kangin sure as hell lived like he did.
♥ Suspicions of Surety by meitachi (pg-13, drama, romance)
The first time Leeteuk suspected, Kangin was laughing at him. They were on a show with five of the other members and the host had been trading snipes with Kangin for the past few minutes. She had just called Leeteuk the band umma, commenting on how hard it must be with such a delinquent husband. Leeteuk watched Kangin's eyes slit in amusement, his laugh loud and unapologetic, heartfelt; a hand reached out and grabbed Leeteuk's lightly, patting. Leeteuk tilted his head back and laughed too.
♥ On That Christmas Morn by meitachi (NC-17, fluff, humor)
Kangin was in a bad mood the third time he woke up that morning, shrugging off the hands shaking his shoulder and ignoring the repeated entreaties to get up. He turned on his side when two thumps of a pillow fell across his chest, and then let out an annoyed growl, scaring away at least three idiots from the room and any further thoughts of attempting to wake him.
♥ should-haves or might-have-beens by glonk (pg, angst)
The wind was shifting, trees were rustling and leaves were falling to the ground. It probably wasn't the best day to be out at the park. In fact, it was basically deserted, apart from two lone figures. One was a man in his late twenties, a hood over his head and spade in his hand. The other was a small child of about three and a half years in age.
"Angel, stay close to me!" He called out gently, then moved over toward a tree, kneeling down in front of it with a small, knowing smile. This was the place.
♥ Through The Looking Glass, We're Not In Kansas Anymore by superlover (R, humor, idek)
“No, really,” Heechul is saying. “I don't understand the concept. I haven't read the books. This photoshoot is insane. Look at Siwon. He looks insane.”
Kangin is staring at him with furrowed brows. “How is that possible. You're like the one person in the whole world who hasn't read Harry Potter.”
♥ Map Reading by superlover (R, humor, idek again, also shiwon/heechul)
When Siwon returns to the apartment, Heechul's there alone. He's standing in the middle of the living area, his foot in one hand, trying to get his sock off. From the doorway, Siwon can hear Hankyung's voice. They're always so loud, on the 'phone.
MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED OMFG THEY ARE SO MARRIED