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I've decided what I want from my birthday. This would be something I could use everyday whenever I'm not working and these would just look motherfucking fabulous on my red wall. Once I get my desk, it will be the ultimate chill space ( Read more... )

HEY YOU GUYS. INGLORIOUS BASTARDS AND INGLORIOUS BASTERDS ARE TWO DIFFERENT MOVIES. JUST AN FYI. DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW ( Read more... )

= I bought a shirt for, like, two dollars ( Read more... )

- I did laundry today and by the time I was done with all three loads, I found a tube of chapstick, some pennies, and a dollar at the bottom of the washer. Note to self: clean out your pockets before you take your pants off. kthnxbai ( Read more... )

I'm not even going to get into Texas. All I'll say is my cousins are the worst children on the planet and I am never having kids. Ever. Moving on ( Read more... )

...GET OUT

There are many churches in my neighbourhood. Most of their signs say something more or less uninspired (in the dark? follow the son) or are downright stupid and 'wut'-worthy (wal-mart saves you money. jesus saves your soul). There is one, however, that makes the goings-on of the church apparent in a roundabout way. "May your troubles last as long ( Read more... )

I keep forgetting I've changed my layout so every time I check my friends page I get a little confused ( Read more... )

I've gotten in contact with my dad and, as far as I can tell, he's just being a jerk. I can't figure it out. I contacted Nannette (his sort of landlady) and asked if she'd seen him. She said he was out working on a car with my brother earlier in the week. The very last time she'd seen him the day before he looked fine. So... okay... he's just not ( Read more... )